Amisha? How are you?

Today I was in for a total surprise as I opened my gmail account as there was a message in my inbox that read - Amisha Patel orkut - Amisha Patel has added you to her friends list - Hi Arun, Amisha Patel has added you.....

For those of you who don't know orkut - it is a online community that expands through known people i.e. people who are already members invite their friends to join the site.It has various communities, any of which you can join and add friends, both known and unknown and expand your presence on the whole.Besides you can also create communities and pray that others join, wherein you can discuss some important topics.For instance if you created a community for Amisha Patel then you can discuss how she spells the 'sha' in 'Amisha' and win the battle with your discussion that she really pronounces it only as 'shah' or that she doesn't pronunce it at all.Thats right.Its so easy to win a discussion or argument, cos you'll be the only person ranting there.Anayways that might have got you some idea about orkut.

Intrigued? Well, me too.I was panting inside my pants.I was extremely thrilled, so much so that literally jumped off my seat, stood upside down, started staring myself into the mirror and admired as to what a mirror cracking material I am, that even Amisha my dear Amisha herself added me.So I logged into orkut as fast as I could, but it did irritate me as usual in its quickness of getting loaded.Was extremely delighted to see Amisha's pic in that small box above my page asking - Would you like to add Amisha Patel in your friend's list? Yes No

I am that innocent kid who falls for the dumbest of tricks in town.I do rationalize and discern a lot but how many times someone like your favourite actress or dream date add you herself??So I gleefully clicked on the Yes button and finished the adding process.I was so happy that even the monitor's reflection showed me the sparkling white teeth, as a matter of fact.I read her profile which goes this way -

general

about me: dont need to...u all know...i am an actress n i joined orkut to see my fans!
relationship status: committed
birthday: June 9th
age: 25
here for: friends
political view: very libertarian
humor: obscure, raunchy
fashion: designer, smart, trendy, urban
drinking: socially
pets: i love my pet(s)
living: alone, friends visit often, party every night
hometown: Mumbai

interests

passions: dance, acting, modeling, photo shoots, fans....
sports: not much of a sport but enjoy watching beach volleyball.....
activities: acting, attending award functions, interviews, all the celebrities' thingies.
books: 'A bridge across forever' by Richard Bach and 'Pride And Prejudice' by Jane Austen
music: anything that sounds nice... Jagjit Singh and Julio Iglesias are my fav. singers....
tv shows: don't need to watch myself on the telly 24/7.
movies: Qayamat Se Qayamat Tak, Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge, Umrao Jaan, Chandni and plenty more...
cuisines: Home food and Thai cuisine.

contact

country: India

Testimonials (what friends say about Amisha)

1/10/2005
Nouman: my favourite actress added me herself, just like a dream come true. well she is the most beautiful girl in the film industry (thts true), and its nice to be her friend. but i wonder why she doesn't added her personal pics in her album instead of those popular wallpapers.
1/6/2005
Shashi: hi amisha it was so nice of u to add me up as ur friend,i was really excited initially but alas all the photos of amisha(actress) were taken from googl.so i decided,i want to make friendship with "amisha ke bhesh me chupi/chupa bande/bandi ko".so that we can be good friends.

Hold it its not all over.The above profile was the 'social' profile.You must read her 'professional' profile now -

professional

occupation: actress
industry: Finance
career Skills: great acting skills...classical dance abilities.
career Interests: keep myself busy and promote myself more often...

By now I was drained.I just couldn't take it any longer.But anyways I decided to click on the 'personal' profile which went like this -

personal

height: 5 feet 5 inches
eyes: brown
hair: light brown
build: slim
looks: very attractive
best feature: hair
turn ons: flirting, intelligence, long hair, thrills, wealth

I didn't know what to do by now so I wrote this scrapbook entry to her -

Arun: I know that you don't give a shit about what I write here just as the 200 odd have.Anyways I am happy that somebody added me.Atleast promotes my presence.And anyways the beau in Amisha still lives in me.Happy to know you.

So did you know that Amisha Patel herself added me? That she has 328 friends and I am her 328th friend? That 2 dumbos really wrote that testimonial for her? That I still believe she might reply? That she had the time to add 38 people from one of her communities and 31 in another? That she is a member of the community - 'Hot and Sexy Bollywood Hunks!' and also of 'Bollywood'? That her uploaded 8 photos are available so easily on Google images? That she looks so oh goddam sexy in those pics? That I still believe its her??

But How??