Jus like that - 2
Today I was just wondering how it would feel like to make a part two( read as '2' ) of anything in life.Personally I have made no movies, soaps or anything for that matter that I can call as a 'part two'.So I thought why not continue a particular post that received much praise and recognition throughout the blogging world, that even George Bush included this among his favourite passages.It talks about hope, bravery and honour that even sick dogs found a hope of living on reading this post.
So talking about 'part two' I was reminded about one of Murphy's laws that says something like - 'Bookstores that talk about volume 2 of a book will eventually never see it'.I saw this at the back of a 'Murphy's law' book in a bookstore, where they quoted this law and said that "therefore we combine both volumes into a single book".I am not too sure about the exact words that make the law but I am quite sure I saw something like that.So let me make a Murphy's law now -
Posts in a blog that talk about part 2 will eventually never see it.But if you are really determined as to make a part 2 for a post, errr....well it can be done.You can also write about how you went into the making of 'part 2'.
So thats the piece of advice I would like aspiring bloggers to take.For more on this, please feel free to contact me.If possible I will also put a post on 'how to write a blog' or something.
Anyways so I did abide by Murphy's law in that poetic and emotion-kindling post - 'Jus like that'.And so ladies and gentleman, if any, I present to you the second verison or 'part two' of 'Jus like that' which I am christening as - 'Jus like that - 2'.I can hear claps, but please hold it, as we have a long way to go.
Today, for your information my unit tests ( a.k.a. UTs) got over.I can see that you are scratching your head and wondering slapdashing your brain as to "What the hell is a unit test?" Alright I'll make it simple for you by giving you a definition -
A unit test ( a.k.a. UT ) is a test where a student is tested upon his/her knowledge about a particular unit/chapter/lesson in a particular subject not of his/her choice but of the university's.
Lets now get to the properties of a unit test ( a.k.a. UT ) which are:-
- Units/chapters in question can vary from a single unit to as high as two or three.If the PROFS are PROFessional Screwers( i.e. people who know not just how to screw ) then you can end up having four or five units.However, along with this you can also get a headache or even sea-sickness.
- Most students will end up scoring marks in units.For example, 1/50, 2/50 etc.However, some students who are serious/silly enough to relate UTs to their lives will end up scoring a little more than the above stated examples( say 45 or 50 ).
- Unit tests marks surprisingly have no units!So you'll mostly end up saying "My mark is 30" and not "My mark is 30 Kgs" or something like that.
- Your mark is always lower than the number of people around you.The system is designed in this way so that no student gets haughty or arrogant on account of just scoring marks.
- "Passing" is a highly debated term in the UT world as some argue that it refers just to pass the UT with 25 marks, while others refer to passing papers on which they propound answers.PROFS are somehow aware of both.
- '0' is a mark that only few students are capable of scoring.Somehow this is viewed as a shame.However, you can stick your middle finger if your colleagues make fun of your achievement.
- No matter how many properties you write, there are always more than what you can think, for a UT.
I would also like to add a Did you know? section to our current topic of discussion.
Did You Know?
- That UT also refers to 'Unreal Tournament' in the gaming world.However inane people never relate this alternate abbreviation to 'Unit Tests'.
- That UTs i.e. Unit Tests can seemingly affect your internal marks for a subject and can actually make you perform better the next time.However, brave souls keep out of such cruel intentions.
- That certain subjects have unimaginably long and most probably unfathomable names like Engineering Economics and Financial Accounting (EEFA) that you can get the feel of having written a large blog post after writing the subject title.
- That you can actually get tired and bored, so much so that you can fall asleep.
- That today while writing the EEFA exam I actually slept.
Anyways thats it for now.I feel I have divulged too much of what I know.So will not tell you anymore about a UT.
Until Tomorrow??
2 Comments:
There is this totally innocent Proff amnong all the cruel ones... and he came as examiner on that particular test. This guy was actually sitting in front of me and zzzzzz... before the Proff decided to come and wake him up. Such was his resolve, that Arun was writing long after our gang was outside ready for our tea - cum - chat session....
yeah Beta your observation was right.hey and btw i guess u too kinda dozed off except that i couldn't see u as u were exactly one bench behind....but i guess i slept well for about 2 mins shall we say.
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